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Tiki-Rongo

THE ALMIGHTY PANCAKE GOD
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Fuck yes! i got accepted at Auburn University for Mechanical Engineering major :D:D:D now i just have to worry about scholarships and living arrangments and keeping my grades up and all that jazz but ill thankfully have the motivation to knowing im accepted. How have all you pepples been i havent been on here in forever (sissy i miss youuu :glomp: :iconneko-dragon:)
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YOU WATCH ME. I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. Let me know with whom I'm friends with!


1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
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Alright so this is one of the questions brought up in an off-topic discussion on one of my freerunning forums and well the reply from someone was just too amazingly hilarious for me not to share with everyone else... and although some may find it offensive dont forget that the best humor is usually the offensive kind lmao.


brakke  
Nov 19 08, 12:15PM

hey guys, I love some beautiful girl, but how do I exactly know if she loves me to, and how do you american make clear that you love her/him?? I mean you guys tell her/him or just give a kiss to her/him??
parkour everywhere, anywhere bringing people closer together

jphansen
Nov 19 08, 01:28PM

Drop your pants, snap and point to your crotch.

You'll know soon enough.
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So I've started going to gymnastics on thursday evenings so that i might further my freerunning capabilities through adding flips and fun stuff like that and also just being able to practice some crazy vaults on pads. Theres the backstory what i really had to tell ya'll was that i broke my toe this week attempting a flyaway where you swing forward on the bar and let go, doing a back flip. I've done this trick several times both into the foam pit and landing it on ground however this thursday night because i hadnt been in a little while i hesitated and didnt let go of the bar so when i tucked for the backflip i kicked the bar, breaking my toe, and fell on my head on the pad beneath me. ROFLMAO

That was this past thursday two days ago and the part that makes me a champion is that only two days after breaking my toe i can already walk again without feeling any more pain than if the ball of my foot were bruised lol. Granted im still not walking on it to ensure it heals quicker but just thought i'd update ya'll on that little tidbit lmao how has everyone been i know it seems like i've been de3ad but i still check on a pretty regular basis lol.
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In recent times i've come to experience a not so new new feeling .. as contradictory and paradoxical as that may sounds allow me to explain; I had almost completely forgotten this feeling .. come to the point where i barely even remembered what it felt like and didnt think i would experience it again however at one time it was such a familiar feeling, a companion of sorts that i grew used to but now it seems so new once again that i almost dont know what to do. But as each day passes i begin to think more and more of Tennyson's poem "Ulysses" and each day it comes to fit me more and more. The daily grind is indeed a fitting name seeing how its ground me down to the point i need to get away: im so ready for .. ironically the ides of march so that i can begin working on the beach again and finally have tim to sit and thnk .. time to myself. I've journeyed along my own path though many wouldnt consider it a journey to not have gone anywhere but ive come very far along and changed a great deal from this time 2 years ago .. yet there are certain things which refuse to die for me even after i thought i had buried them along with the rest of my past it appears i was wrong. In any case i wanted to also post the poem i previously mentioned because it truly is a great piece and i get a new and deeper meaning every time i read it so here it is.

"Ulysses" By Alfred Lord Tennyson

It little profits that an idle king,
By this Still hearth, among these barren crags
Match'd with an aged wife, i mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me.
I cannot rest from travel; I will drink
Life to the lees. All times I have enjoy'd
Greatly, have suffer'd greatly, both with those
That loved me, and alone; on shore, and when
Thro' scudding drifts the rainy Hyades
Vext the dim sea. I am become a name;
For always roaming with a hungry heart
Much have i seen and known, -- cities of men
And manners, climates, councils, governments,
Myself not least, but honor'd of them all, --
And drunk delight of battle with my peers, Far on the
ringing plains of windy Troy.
I am a part of all that I have met:
Yet all experience is an arch wherethro'
Gleams that untravell'd world whose margin fades
For ever and for ever when I move.
How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnish'd, not to shine in use!
As tho' to breathe were life! Life piled on life
Were all too little, and of one to me
Little remains; but every hour is saved
From that eternal silence, something more,
A bringer of new things; and vile it were
For some three suns to store and hoard myself,
And this gray spirit yearning in desire
To follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.
This my son, mine own Telemachus,
To whom i leave the sceptre and the isle, --
Well-loved of me, discerning to fulfill
This labor, by slow prudence to make mild
A rugged people, and thro' soft degrees
Subdue them to the useful and the good.
Most blameless is he, centred in the sphere
Of common duties, decent not to fail
in offices of tenderness, and pay
Meet adoration to my household gods,
When I am gone. He works his, I mine.

There lies the port; the vessel puffs her sail;
There gloom the dark, broad seas. My mariners,
Souls that have toil'd, and wrought, and thought with me,--
That ever with a frolic welcome took
The thunder and the sunshine, and opposed
Free hearts, free foreheads, -- you and I are old;
Old age hath yet his honor and his toil.
Death closes all; but something ere the end,
Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming mend that strove with Gods.
The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks;
The long day wanes; the slow moon climbs; the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends.
'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows: for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down;
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
And see the great Achilles, whom we knew.
Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are, --
One equal temper of heroic hearts, ..
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive , to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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